It's a Dog World

"Hey Killerama, I'm going to Chicago for some business. Keep everybody out and if somebody does come do what you do." That was Earl (who is the only person that I listen to). I'm what you consider an attack dog or guard dog, but I'm more than that I'm the best at what I do and there is none better than me. Earl said I came from the best attack dog in the police until he went crazy and started attacking everything in sight. So I guess I have good genes for this kind of business. Well Earl's leaving again so I got to stay up late and don't get my steak. I feeling sleepy it's already 2:00 so I don't think anybody's gonna try to take something anyway. I might as well get some sleep.

What was that? I know I just heard something. Aw man Earl's gonna whip me if he finds out I fell asleep. There something was, Aw it's just some fools who think they can get some money quick.  These kids must know that Earl was gone, so they're going to  try to sneak in through the window. There I got there scent, which smelled like a mix of cocaine and marijuana. I'm going to sneak up by the window and when they get out I'll have em and hopefully Earl will just know that I did such a good job with them he won't whip me. Wait there they are they're coming out. I saw him climb out the window saying that Earl's big attack dog was worthless and asleep and that got me mad which is something you just don't want to do. I jumped up and tried to bite his throat but he shielded it with his arms, so I bit his arm and he went down like that screaming for his partner. His partner was already running but he wasn't fast enough, I came barreling toward him and took out his legs and he smashed into the fence, and went down too. That was it with those fools.

When Earl got back he started yelling at me and he had a board in his hand. He started threatening me with it and I had my tail between my legs and I looked pitiful and Earl who's kind of softhearted with me said "Well at least they didn't get anything but I can't believe you Killerama, you let them get in the house this is the first time you've ever went to sleep on the job. I'm gonna let you get by on this one but next time your gonna be feeling sore after I whip your hide. Then he gave me my steak what a nice guy.