Friday, March 13, 2009

I licked my neighbor on your car because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

Spring Break

For Spring Break I will be a supporter for my brother Derrick whose is going to the Houston Livestock Show. I'll be his biggest supporter and his best critic. Were going to maybe go to the beach and fish for a while so that might be fun. 
My ideal spring break would be to go and live in the Kremlin for a week. That would be the best of all the spring breaks in the world. All the regular people that usually live there would be my personal slaves. If I couldn't live in the Kremlin for a week, I would take a tour in Europe and see all the great castles and maybe with my unlimited budget I would by a couple of castles.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Human Interest Story

It could be called the case of the repentant robber. St. Clair County Sheriff Tim Donnellon said a 24-year-old Capac man broke into the Marathon gas station, 120 S. Main St., Capac, early Tuesday. He smoked a few cigarettes, drank some alcohol and then called 911 about 4:30 a.m. from inside the store.

The man, whose name has not been released pending his arraignment, told officials at St. Clair County Central Dispatch he had broken into the gas station about 20 minutes earlier. He said he wanted to be taken to jail to spend time with his incarcerated brother, Donnellon said.

Shortly after the man made the call, deputies obliged -- arresting him and taking him to the county jail in Port Huron Township.

A manager at the gas station said someone got into the store by breaking a window.

The case is being handled by the Capac Police Department. No one there was available for comment Tuesday.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Alphabet Story

A kid was taking a normal stroll through the park, and he suddenly heard someone running behind him screaming. "Bill, you know your faster than me. Can you please just stop?" Dan, (that was the kids name), turned around and saw a small guy running directly behind him, and way further back was a destitute looking man who was huge though. Even if Bill started walking it would take the big guy a couple of minutes to catch up to him. From here to there was about a good half mile or more. "Gangsters look like Big Rambo back there", said the skinny guy. "Hi", my name's Bond, James Bond." In the kids amazement he fell down, and then he thought about it. "James Bond is bigger and he's comely too. "Kid, if you've actually watched the movies you'll know that Bond changes looks and speech all the time." Looking back at the big guy he said, "but, Rambo called you Bill a second ago". "Maybe my real name is a clandestine, and that's what he calls me so he won't reveal my real identity". Now the kid thought that he was part of a secret and he knew that he would have to be more circumspect about the people around him. Oblivious to everyone around him Dan started yelling, this guy is is part of a cult that tries to kill people who walk in the park like me. Picking the kid up, Bond started running again and then started yelling at Rambo. "Quickly Rambo start running again we don't have time to sit around and talk. Retribution has started and all will know it because Bond and Rambo have joined forces and none will stop us. Secret agents know what the government does behind are backs and we will tell everybody! " Trying to get out of Bond's grasp the kid bit his ear and Bond dropped him. Upping the competition between the two of them Rambo had already caught up and threw Dan over his shoulder. Vanishing in between two cars Bond couldn't see or hear the two of them anymore. Walking across the highway his instincts took over and and he suddenly knew where they were, but an eighteen wheeler had to come careening into him. "X-rays, I need some X-rays please", he luckily wasn't killed in the accident. Yawning as Dan was took by Rambo he went to sleep on his back. Zombified Bond woke up to find himself in the morgue.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

It's a Dog World

"Hey Killerama, I'm going to Chicago for some business. Keep everybody out and if somebody does come do what you do." That was Earl (who is the only person that I listen to). I'm what you consider an attack dog or guard dog, but I'm more than that I'm the best at what I do and there is none better than me. Earl said I came from the best attack dog in the police until he went crazy and started attacking everything in sight. So I guess I have good genes for this kind of business. Well Earl's leaving again so I got to stay up late and don't get my steak. I feeling sleepy it's already 2:00 so I don't think anybody's gonna try to take something anyway. I might as well get some sleep.
What was that? I know I just heard something. Aw man Earl's gonna whip me if he finds out I fell asleep. There something was, Aw it's just some fools who think they can get some money quick.  These kids must know that Earl was gone, so they're going to  try to sneak in through the window. There I got there scent, which smelled like a mix of cocaine and marijuana. I'm going to sneak up by the window and when they get out I'll have em and hopefully Earl will just know that I did such a good job with them he won't whip me. Wait there they are they're coming out. I saw him climb out the window saying that Earl's big attack dog was worthless and asleep and that got me mad which is something you just don't want to do. I jumped up and tried to bite his throat but he shielded it with his arms, so I bit his arm and he went down like that screaming for his partner. His partner was already running but he wasn't fast enough, I came barreling toward him and took out his legs and he smashed into the fence, and went down too. That was it with those fools.
When Earl got back he started yelling at me and he had a board in his hand. He started threatening me with it and I had my tail between my legs and I looked pitiful and Earl who's kind of softhearted with me said "Well at least they didn't get anything but I can't believe you Killerama, you let them get in the house this is the first time you've ever went to sleep on the job. I'm gonna let you get by on this one but next time your gonna be feeling sore after I whip your hide. Then he gave me my steak what a nice guy.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

New Years

For New Years I played Halo with some of my friends, and other games like that. I also played a little Wii Sports with my family. Other than that I ate a lot of candy and snack food