Alphabet Story

A kid was taking a normal stroll through the park, and he suddenly heard someone running behind him screaming. "Bill, you know your faster than me. Can you please just stop?" Dan, (that was the kids name), turned around and saw a small guy running directly behind him, and way further back was a destitute looking man who was huge though. Even if Bill started walking it would take the big guy a couple of minutes to catch up to him. From here to there was about a good half mile or more. "Gangsters look like Big Rambo back there", said the skinny guy. "Hi", my name's Bond, James Bond." In the kids amazement he fell down, and then he thought about it. "James Bond is bigger and he's comely too. "Kid, if you've actually watched the movies you'll know that Bond changes looks and speech all the time." Looking back at the big guy he said, "but, Rambo called you Bill a second ago". "Maybe my real name is a clandestine, and that's what he calls me so he won't reveal my real identity". Now the kid thought that he was part of a secret and he knew that he would have to be more circumspect about the people around him. Oblivious to everyone around him Dan started yelling, this guy is is part of a cult that tries to kill people who walk in the park like me. Picking the kid up, Bond started running again and then started yelling at Rambo. "Quickly Rambo start running again we don't have time to sit around and talk. Retribution has started and all will know it because Bond and Rambo have joined forces and none will stop us. Secret agents know what the government does behind are backs and we will tell everybody! " Trying to get out of Bond's grasp the kid bit his ear and Bond dropped him. Upping the competition between the two of them Rambo had already caught up and threw Dan over his shoulder. Vanishing in between two cars Bond couldn't see or hear the two of them anymore. Walking across the highway his instincts took over and and he suddenly knew where they were, but an eighteen wheeler had to come careening into him. "X-rays, I need some X-rays please", he luckily wasn't killed in the accident. Yawning as Dan was took by Rambo he went to sleep on his back. Zombified Bond woke up to find himself in the morgue.